Money Makes The Moans Go Round
(I was just clocking into work, and since I am a traveling teller, meaning I go to different locations every day, I have to wait for the manager of the specific branch to give me a drawer.)
Customer: “Excuse me? What are you doing?”
(I continue starting up my computer, assuming she isn’t speaking to me as I still have my ‘next window’ sign up.)
Customer: *to others in line* “Look at that dumb b****, sitting around doing nothing but play with her hair when there’s a line out of the door!”
Me: “Excuse me, ma’am? I am not yet up and ready; my shift has just started. I’m sure another teller will be with you in just one moment. Your patience is appreciated.”
Customer: *rolls eyes*
(After a few moments, she finally reaches another teller, and the following conversation happens after her transaction is completed.)
Customer: “Why would you even hire such a lazy, incompetent girl?”
Coworker: “She actually doesn’t have a drawer yet, so she has no cash to work with.”
Customer: “If I wanted to hear excuses, I would have talked to her. Next time I’m in here, she better be fired! I will be reporting her to management. She should have brought her own cash in if you guys were busy.”
Coworker: “Ma’am? You wanted her to bring thousands of dollars of her own money so you wouldn’t have to wait a few moments on Friday afternoon at a very busy bank?”
Customer: “Yes! That would have been the right thing to do.”
(I was yelled at the first two minutes of my shift. I decided this had to be some sort of record, and we all had a good laugh about it in the end. Joke’s on you, lady. You didn’t ruin my day; you just made me laugh! Plus, she didn’t even get my name so she could report me.)