When You Need A Drink Latter In The Day
Several years ago, I was working as a field tech for an IT services company. I’ve just finished my last ticket for the day, but I don’t have enough gas to get home. I’m also feeling a little worn out and decide to get some coffee, too, but I’m in an area where almost everyone is Mormon. For those that don’t know, Mormons aren’t supposed to drink coffee.
I’m also near a university that’s run by the Mormon Church, and drinking coffee is grounds (no pun intended) for expulsion. I pull up to a gas station, fill up, walk inside, grab a bottled coffee drink from the fridge, and bring it to the cashier. I’m feeling a little silly, so I decide to pull the cashier’s leg as she rings me up.
Me: *Dead-panning* “Do you need to see ID for this?”
Cashier: “The register just told me to ask for your ID.”
Me: *Laughs*
Cashier: “No, really. It said to card you. I’m not joking.”
She didn’t actually card me like the register told her to, but we both had a good laugh that I desperately needed!