The Network Is Working
(A user calls because he isn’t able to login.)
Me: “Okay, sir, I checked your account and unfortunately your account was disabled. You will need to contact your manager, [Name], and ask him to send a re-enabling request.”
Caller: “Oh. Can’t you just reset my password? I really just need to check few things really quickly.”
Me: “That is not the problem. Your account is disabled. I cannot do anything. Your manager has to send the request.”
Caller: “But I just need this few things and I do not have the number.”
Me: “No problem; I may send email to your manager or call him if you want. I recognize his name; he does this all the time.”
Caller: “But I’m not in the company anymore. He wouldn’t do it.”
Me: “Oh. Do you see the message saying this system is only for employees?”
Caller: “So? I was an employee.”
Me: “But you aren’t anymore. I cannot let you in.”
Caller: “Can you find the information I need?”
Me: “Well… I’m not supposed to do it but okay. What do you need?”
Caller: “I need phone numbers and emails for everyone in [Department].”
Me: “I see. Sorry, I cannot provide this. But you know what? I will send email to your former manager and ask him. Maybe he will send it to you.”
Caller: “No, he wouldn’t. Just let me in for few minutes or I will make sure you will be fired.”
Me: “For doing my job? Okay, have fun with it.”
Caller: *click*