Fought Toothpaste And Nail For It
(I’m working in the appliances section of an electronics store, and an old man comes up to me.)
Customer: “Excuse me, where is the [Toothpaste]?”
Me: “I’m not sure. Wait, [Toothpaste]?”
Customer: “Yes, I know you sell it here. Where is it in your store?”
Me: “I’m a little confused. Where did you see that we carry [Toothpaste]?”
(The old man procures a copy of Consumer Reports magazine, and opens it to their reviews of various toothpastes. At the top of the page is the toothpaste he wants, with a little graphic that calls it out as a “best buy;” that is, a good thing to purchase. I explain it very carefully, and though disappointed, the man leaves my department. A few minutes later, over the walkie:)
Manager: “Hey, [My Name]. You know where everything is, right?”
Me: “Pretty much. Why?”
Manager: “Do you know where the [Toothpaste] is?”