(My history teacher senior year has been funny and easy-going all year. It’s two months until graduation, and he is starting to get tired of the “senioritis” going around.)
Teacher: “From now on, if I see a cell phone out, I am collecting it in this box. And once a week, I will choose one cell phone out of the box and smash it against the wall!”
(About a week goes by as normal. Then, one day, in the middle of watching a movie, the teacher turns it off.)
Teacher: “I have had enough of this! I have told, and told, and told this class. I am sick of telling this class that I do not want to see your phones out. I’m done.” *picks up the box from his desk* “Phones. In this box. Now.”
(He goes around the room, and everyone who has their phone out puts it in the box.)
Teacher: *getting back to his desk* “Are you finding this funny? Would you find it even funnier if I just dumped these in the garbage can?” *picks up a phone and holds it over the garbage can* “Would that just make your day?”
Student #1: “You won’t do it!”
Teacher: “Won’t I?”
Student #2: “You won’t do it!”
Teacher: “I could just take these and start throwing them in here. Would that be funny to you?”
Student #1: “Well, you’re not going to do it, so…”
(Instead of dropping the phone, the teacher spins around and flings it at the wall. It breaks and falls to the floor in pieces.)
Teacher: “Was that funny?”
Student #1: “Dude, that was my phone!”
Teacher: “Did you find that amusing?”
Student #1: “You broke my phone, you a**hole!”
Teacher: “Get out! Get out of this classroom, now! Just get out of my sight!”
Student #1: “I don’t want to be here, anyway!”
(He runs out of the room and slams the door. Everything is completely silent for a moment.)
Teacher: “[Student #3], would you come here a minute?”
Student #3: *does so, looking confused because he’s been cooperative this whole time*
Teacher: “Remember back in September when I told you I could get you to believe something completely unbelievable?”
(By now the teacher was grinning like a fool. The student who left came back into the room, also grinning. He was in on it, as was another student who brought in an old cell phone for use in the prank. After explaining this, the teacher didn’t go back to teaching, but let us talk for the rest of the class. I guess he was having some “end of year fever,” too!)