From Neglected Cold To Cherished Warmth

, , , , , | Hopeless | August 13, 2018

I grew up in a single-parent household without a lot of money. My mom couldn’t afford health insurance and ended up developing severe pneumonia from a neglected cold. She was in ICU for two weeks just before Christmas, and we were flat broke. She was stressed because she couldn’t afford food or presents for my siblings and me.

Some of the nurses, doctors, and staff at the hospital pooled together to get food, and someone told a local radio station about us. Perfect strangers gave us money, presents, food, coats, and decorations, so that instead of my mom having to rush straight back to work as a waitress, she was able to recover, and we actually had a good Christmas.

Should Know EVERYTHING On Day One

, , , , | Right | August 13, 2018

(I am a high school student and I just got my first job ever in a music and movie store. It is my first day and all I have done so far is read the employee manuals. The next step in my training is to watch some training videos. I am doing this at a station with a little computer near the back of the store, because that is the only spot we have to do this. I am standing there with headphones on, watching the videos, when a customer comes up to me.)

Customer: “Excuse me. Can you tell me where the country CDs are?”

Me: “I’m sorry; I just got hired. I am still in the middle of training.”

Customer: “Well, can you show me where the CDs are?”

Me: “I don’t know where anything is. I can’t help you.”

Customer: *getting angry and raising her voice* “Just show me where the CDs are.”

Me: “I don’t know. Maybe another employee can help you.”

(She then storms off and I go back to watching the videos. I don’t think much of it until some time later when the same customer comes back with my manager. She is angrier than before and yelling the whole time.)

Customer: “This is the employee who refused to help me and was rude to me. “

Manager: “Why didn’t you help her?”

Me: “I’m sorry, but like I said, I am still in training and don’t know where anything is yet. That’s why I said someone else would have been better able to help you.”  

Customer: “Well, you were the only employee I saw, so you should have helped me.”

Me: “Again, I’m sorry. I just wouldn’t have been much help.”

Customer: “That doesn’t matter. I am the customer and it is your job to help me. You won’t last long in this place.”

Manager: *to customer trying to calm her down* “I am sorry about this. I will make sure [My Name] doesn’t do something like this again. We’ve already helped you find your CD, so why don’t we go ring your things up? I will talk to [My Name].”

(The customer continued to yell about how I was a bad employee and didn’t deserve this job. She refused to calm down. The manager got her away from me as quickly as possible, and as soon as I was out of her sight she got calmer. Because of this, my manager didn’t kick her out, but let her purchase her things first before escorting her out of the store. Later my manager came over to me and apologized for my having to deal with such a customer on my first day. She also talked to me about how to better handle situations like that and told me to not take it personally. Thankfully, that one customer didn’t deter me from working there, and I had a great year and a half in that job until I left for college.)

A Token Of Your Lack Of Appreciation

, , , , | Right | August 13, 2018

(I’m a manager at a batting cage place that also sells food. A guy rents a bat and goes down to the cages. About a minute later he comes storming up while I’m preparing food for a rather large order.)

Customer: *to my off-duty coworker* “The cage isn’t turning on!”

Me: “What cage are you in?”

Customer: “I don’t know! The cage at the end!”

(We have eight cages and the last two have a start button.)

Me: *as customer storms away* “Did you hit the start button?”

Customer: “THERE IS NO START BUTTON!”

(I finish my previous customer’s order and go down before he has a complete meltdown.)

Me: “How many tokens did you put in?”

Customer: “How many do you think?! TWO!”

(I’m fed up with his attitude.)

Me: “Well, if you look here, the sign says three!

Customer: “Well, if you just spok—”

Me: “Well, maybe if you could read!”

Customer: “You don’t have to get so mad!”

(I rarely lose my temper. But when the customer makes such a stink when it’s 100% their fault, it’s hard not to.)

“The Adventures Of Harold, Benjy, And Carmen” Sounds Awesome

, , , , , , , | Healthy | August 13, 2018

(I’m in a short-term rehab center, recovering from surgery. A speech therapist comes in with a form in her hands.)

Therapist: “Good morning! I’ll just take a couple of minutes here to see how your speech and language skills are, all right?”

Me: “I suppose.”

(I teach special needs, and immediately recognize the form; it’s the mental acuity screener. BAH!)

Therapist: “Can you tell me where you are?”

(This goes on for awhile, and I’m getting irritated.)

Therapist: “Now, would you name these three animals?”

(She shows me sketch of a lion, an elephant, and a hippo.)

Me: “How about Harold, Benjy, and Carmen?”

Therapist: *silent*

Me: “Well, the task as phrased was to name the animals. If it were stated correctly, you would have asked me to identify the animals, and I would have told you they were a lion, elephant, and hippo.”

Therapist: *silent, but grinning*

Me: “And the number they told me to remember when I had this identical screening in the hospital was 74.”

They Will Be Tried As Adults

, , , | Legal | August 13, 2018

A friend owned two adult shops in the same town. One was in a high-end section of town and was set up as a boutique geared towards couples. The other wasn’t in the best part of town and was more of a smut shop. Depending on demand, he would move stock between the stores.

One day, he decided to move some stock from the high-end to the low-end shop. When he got out of his car when he arrived, a bunch of guys stepped out of the shadows, shoved him down, grabbed his bag, and ran away.

The cops later caught up with the guys who apparently thought they were stealing a laptop, but instead found themselves with a large bag full of adult toys!

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