Parking Should Have Been A Walk In The Park
(This happens to my husband while on a road trip. He pulls in to a well-known coffee chain and sits in his van in the parking lot, just going through the accumulation of stuff from his trip, throwing out trash, etc. A woman in a Range Rover pulls into the space on his right, so close that the side mirrors are nearly touching. She then puts down her window, motioning for him to do the same.)
Husband: “Can I help you?”
Woman: *very snooty* “You have positioned your vehicle in such a way that I am unable to get out of mine. I need you to move.”
Husband: “Lady, I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes. You parked too close to get out.”
Woman: “Well, are you going to move?”
Husband: “No!”
(She sat for a minute, and then when she realized he really wasn’t moving, she huffily left, presumably to park in one of the other spaces. The kicker? Two spaces away, in the same row, there were at least five empty spaces in a row.)