This Isn’t The Daily Prophet
(I work in the call center for my movie theater.)
Me: “Hi! Thank you for choosing [Theater]. How may I help you today?”
Caller: “Hi. Your showtimes aren’t showing up in today’s paper. Can you fix this?”
Me: “Um… Sir?”
Caller: “It’s still not saying any showtimes. Did you fix it? Do I have to buy a new newspaper?”
Me: “Um, sir, that’s not how the newspaper works.”
Caller: “Well, that’s stupid. It’s 2018 already; can’t you just fix it?!” *click*
(I’m not sure what he wanted me to do, but I can’t believe that I had to explain a newspaper to an adult.)