(The store I work for hires non-violent ex-cons. One of my coworkers was a thief who stole electronics. Recently, some electronics have gone missing. When reports started two weeks ago, he had been here for a few months already. Many have a feeling it’s him but don’t want to falsely accuse just based on past behavior. Our managers have said to keep an eye out and that valuables can be kept in a locked office; an internal investigation is under way and they’ll get the police involved when required. One coworker, however, goes straight up to the ex-thief.)
Coworker: “Hey! I know it’s you. There’s no way it can be anyone else. Hand that mp3 player over. You have no right to get into my bag!” *pushes*
Ex-Thief: “I swear, it’s really not me! Let them investigate.”
Coworker: “No one needs to. You’re a d*** thief and we all know that!”
Manager: “Hey! Calm down. We said we’d investigate. If he’s the thief then he’s going back to jail, but if not, a false accusation is hurtful.”
Coworker: “This is ridiculous. It. Is. Him. I’m calling the police right now.”
Ex-Thief: “You know what? Why not just call the police and get this over with?”
Me: “I think we all know he’s the likely suspect, but he’s innocent until proven guilty.”
Ex-Thief: “[Manager], how about I take a few days off work, perhaps?”
Manager: “I think that would be fine.”
Coworker: “No! He’s going to just leave and we’ll never see him or our missing stuff again!”
(In the end, the managers did an immediate search of the employee room. They found a missing cell phone wrapped in an eyeglass cloth… with the company name which someone remembered that the angry coworker had glasses from. Yes, HE turned out to be the actual thief, and it was proven by security camera later. His “missing” mp3 player turned out to be in his own bag. Police agreed.)