The Vodka That Lasts For Ages
(I’ve been the only stocker working at a liquor warehouse for almost a year. I am very familiar with our stock and I know which liquors we have and which ones we don’t. The cashiers are not so knowledgeable about our inventory and nine times out of ten they will need to ask me over the radio whether or not we have a certain liquor in stock for a customer. It is also not uncommon for customers to ignore my answer and to go around asking every other employee in the store if we have a certain liquor after I have already told them that we don’t. I always know when they do this because I will be asked the same question on the radio several minutes later.)
Customer #1: “Hi, do you have [Vodka]?”
Me: “No, we don’t.”
Customer #1: “Really?”
Me: “Really…”
Customer #1: “Okay, then.”
(Five minutes pass and the same customer comes up to me.)
Customer #1: “Hi, do you have… Oh, never mind. I already asked you.”
Me: *slight smirk* “Yeah…” *keeps walking*
(Another five minutes pass and a cashier comes up to me, escorting [Customer #1], who is now accompanied by a [Customer #2], in order to find [Vodka], which I have already made clear that we don’t have.)
Cashier: “Where is the [Vodka]?”
Customer #1: “I already asked him. He said you don’t have it.”
Me: *look of total and complete frustration*
Customer #2: “Ooh, look at his face!”
Cashier: “I know we have it! I’ve seen it in here before. Where is it?”
Me: “We don’t have it.”
Cashier: “I know we have it! I’ve seen it before.”
Customer #2: “Here, I’ll show you a picture.” *pulls up picture of [Vodka] on their phone*
Me: *glances at picture* “We don’t have it.”
(The cashier then takes [Customers #1 & #2] over to the vodka aisle, where she attempts to find [Vodka] which we do not sell. Several minutes later…)
Cashier: *over the radio* “Uh… does anyone know if we have [Vodka]?”
Me: *no response; mind blown*
(The customers left without their vodka.)