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Talk About Leaving Things To The Last Minute

, , , | Legal | August 29, 2020

I take a call at 2:00 pm.

Client: “If I get documents to you by the end of the day, can you still file them with the court today?”

Me: “Yeah, sure. There will be a rush fee, but I should be able to do it. What type of documents are they?”

Client: “It’s a [document asking the judge to reschedule a hearing date].”

Me: “Oh, okay, that’s pretty straight forward. I can—”

Client: “Yeah, the hearing was today.”

Me: “…”

Client: “So, can you still get over there?”

Me: “…”

A Combo Of Errors

, , , | Right | August 29, 2020

I work in a drive-in restaurant as a waitress. The following conversation takes place over a headset while taking an order.

Me: “Thank you for choosing [Restaurant]. My name is [My Name]. May I take your order?”

Customer: “I would like a number one burger.”

Me: “Would you like that with mayo, mustard, ketchup, or the works?”

Customer: “Yes.”

I pause for a moment but press the works on my order pad.

Me: “And would you like to make that a combo today?”

Customer: “No. But I do want onion rings and a large cola.”

I ring the items up and press the combo button to save the customer money. A few minutes later, I take the order out to the customer and read the ticket off to her as we are supposed to.

Customer: “I didn’t want the combo! I told that dumba** that when I ordered it!”

After trying to explain the reason why she got the combo, she refused to accept meal and drove off, nearly running over my foot as she backed out of her parking spot.

Not Even Remotely Close, Part 5

, , , | Right | August 29, 2020

Me: “Guest services, how may I help you?”

The guest calling is clearly a confused elderly woman.

Guest: “Yes, hello. I have blinking words flashing on my TV screen, and I can’t watch my shows with those on there. Can you take them off?”

Me: “Yes, those are your subtitles. You just have to press a button on your remote that will either say ‘Sub-T,’ or, ‘CC.’ They will turn your subtitles off.”

After a long pause:

Me: “Were you able to find it on your remote?”

Guest: “No, my remote only says, ‘Volume,’ ‘Flash,’ and, ‘Redial.’”

Me: “Ma’am, that is your phone. You have to use your remote.”

I ended up having to send our maintenance guy up to help her out.

Related:
Not Even Remotely Close, Part 4
Not Even Remotely Close, Part 3
Not Even Remotely Close, Part 2
Not Even Remotely Close

A Complete Litter Mouth

, , | Right | August 29, 2020

A lady calls in and asked if we had a “Litter Genie.” Litter Genie is a brand name for a garbage can specifically made for litter. I say yes, go and check the price, and come back and pick up the phone.

Me: “They’re $23.”

Customer: *Condescendingly* “No! You’re mistaken! They’re several hundred dollars.”

Me: “Oh, I think we’re talking about two different things. Litter Genie is a brand name for a garbage can for cat litter.”

Customer: “No! I’m asking about one of those automatic litter boxes that cleans itself!”

Me: “Oh, okay. Yes, we have those. Let me go back and check the price.”

I go all the way to the back of the store and check.

Me: “Okay, we have one for $140 and one for $160.” 

Customer: “What are the brands and models?”

Me: “I don’t know, but they’re pretty much the same.”

Customer: “I don’t want ‘PRETTY MUCH THE SAME.’ I’m looking for something specific!”

She starts describing it to me. Before she can finish, I politely cut in because I know exactly what she’s talking about.

Me: “I know what it is, ma’am. Hold on. I can’t check right now because I’m with another customer.”

I ring out my customer, go back, and come back to the phone. When I pick up, she starts screaming at me about how I “ripped her head off” and I’m being uncooperative, and she starts cussing up a storm at me.

Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry if I came off as rude but I didn’t mean to. I’m trying my best to cooperate with you, but the automatic litter box cleaners we have are all the way at the end of the store so I have to keep running back and looking.”

Customer: “I didn’t say, ‘AUTOMATIC LITTER BOX CLEANER.’”

At this point, I’m really confused.

Me: “Uhm, yes you did ma’am.”

Customer: “NO, I DIDN’T.”

Me: “Ma’am you asked me if we had a Litter Genie, but a Litter Genie is a brand name of something else. So you asked what models of automatic litter box cleaners we had.”

Customer: “NO, THAT’S WHAT YOU SAID, NOT ME.”

Me: “With all respect, you asked me to look at automatic litterboxes—” 

She starts screaming and swearing and calling me rude, uncooperative, and incompetent. I ask her to stop swearing at me and being rude, and that just makes her even angrier. I start getting very flustered and confused because I’m multitasking while she’s screaming at me so I hang up on her.

I go and tell my manager about it so I can warn him about the angry customer. While I’m telling me the story, he’s giving me this stone-cold look.

Me: “What? What’s wrong?”

Manager: “Next time that happens, tell her to hold and give her to a manager. I’m one of the most profane people when I’m on the phone so I don’t see what the problem with that is. But never hang up on a customer! That’s grounds for immediate dismissal, but I should have told you about that beforehand, so I’m not going to make you go home… THIS TIME.”

I’m a very sensitive person and I have a hard time accepting that I’ve made a mistake since it makes me feel very guilty and inadequate. But I accept his scolding and apologize and explain that I didn’t know we weren’t supposed to hang up on people who were being belligerent, even though I’m really confused that he is on the customer’s side about this. I feel as though I’m about to start crying, but I take a deep breath and go back to my register to greet my next customer with a smile.

At the end of my shift, my manager approaches me.

Manager: “Before you leave, I need you to read and sign the code of ethics.”

He Gets No Credit For Having A Credit Card

, , , | Right | August 29, 2020

A middle-aged man has swiped his credit card to make a purchase of about $500. He’s already been fairly rude throughout, and I’m trying my hardest to be polite.

Me: “Okay, sir. Now I need to see your card and ID.”

The customer flips over his ID, so I can read the name. 

Me: “Okay, now I need to see your card.”

Customer: “Why do you need to see that?”

Me: “To be sure the names match, sir.”

Customer: “What card?”

Me: “The one you swiped.”

Customer: “I’m not dumb.”

Me: *Totally shocked* “Sir… I never said you were.”

Customer: “Yeah, but you’re talking to me like you are! You need to say credit card. I have a lot of cards! See?!”

The customer holds his ID and credit card literally two inches from my face.

Customer: “See? See?! Is that good enough for you?”

Me: “Yes, sir. Just trying to protect your identity.”

I quickly total out, and the man casts an annoyed look to the customer behind him.

Customer: “Can you believe they hire cashiers this stupid?”

Me: “Here you go, sir. Have a splendid evening.”

Customer: “Yeah, whatever.”

I take a deep breath and look nervously at the customer behind him.

Customer #2: “Oh, good girl! You handled that really well. I may be dumb, but at least I’m not an a** like that guy!”