I work at a burger place and we offer bunless options for those on a diet or with allergies. There are only three of us working and we are unusually busy, so we are a little backed up. An elderly couple walks in with two more couples behind them.
Female Customer: “Yes, I’d like a bunless cheeseburger.”
Me: “Okay! And what would you like on that?”
Female Customer: “I’d like tomatoes, lettuce, jalapenos, green peppers, and mayonnaise.”
I wait a few seconds to see if she adds anything else. She does not.
Me: “All right! Would you like—”
Female Customer: “I’m not finished! I want my peppers grilled, but I only want the jalapenos on the burger.”
Me: “So… you want your tomatoes, lettuce, and green peppers on the side?”
Female Customer: “Yes! Why is that so hard to understand?”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. I just wanted to make sure I had your order correct.”
The lady moves out of the way and her husband steps up.
Male Customer: “I’d like the exact same thing she ordered.”
Me: “Okay, so another bunless cheese—”
Male Customer: “What? No! Of course, I want a bun!”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. I thought you said you wanted the exact same thing she has.”
Male Customer: “That is what I want!”
Me: “Okay, so you want a regular cheeseburger with all the toppings she has. Do you also want everything on the side?”
Male Customer: “I already said I want the exact same thing! I want everything on my burger except the green peppers! Put those on the side!”
Me: “I’m not sure you know what ‘exact’… Yes, sir. Your total is [total]. Have a nice day.”
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