We’re Shocked This Guy Passed His Driving Test
At the fast food place where I work, we are holding a game similar to Monopoly where if you collect all game pieces on a cup, you can win a prize. These pieces are rare! Most say, “Sorry, please try again,” or, “Congrats, this is piece 3 of 5 for your new Corvette!”
A customer gets one such piece and thinks it means he won automatically.
Customer: “I won! I won!”
Me: “Sir, you have to collect all five pieces to win the prize.”
Customer: *Screaming* “I want my car! Now! Look, it says here on the piece ‘Congratulations!’ That means I won something! When can I come pick up my car?”