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I’m responsible for taking customer complaints at a call center as well as handling correspondence. The first one of the day:
Customer: “I appeared for a tour at [Location], and the tour guide told me to get lost! Then when I contacted the hotline and asked for help, the agent told me it wasn’t her problem and to leave her the f*** alone and stop bothering her! What kind of business is this?! What are you going to do to fix this situation? This is totally unacceptable!”
I can always smell these “give me a free product” scams a mile away. The alleged correspondence in which the customer was cussed out by an agent (who happened to be one of our senior agents because of her stellar work) was a Whatsapp chat stretched out nearly an hour, which went like:
Customer: “Hey, I’m here for the tour at [Location], but I don’t see anyone.”
Agent: “The tour group isn’t meeting directly at that location; you have to meet them at [Meeting Place] and the tour guide will drive you all there. You’re in luck, though, because the meeting place is actually three blocks away, and the tour doesn’t start for another thirty minutes.”
The agent gives directions.
Agent: “Walking time is ten minutes max.”
Customer: “That’s stupid. Why can’t I meet them here?”
Agent: “There are several different other tour groups that will be meeting at that place, and you will not know which one is yours. Go to the meeting place; it’s only ten minutes away. Hurry up, though! You don’t want them to take off without you!”
Customer: “Call the tour guide and tell him to come get me!”
Agent: “I’m not going to do that. He has to wait for everyone at the meeting place that was clearly stated on your ticket. Please go to the meeting place while you have time.”
Customer: “Give me his mobile number!”
Agent: “I’m not authorized to do that. Go to the meeting place!”
Customer: *Minutes later* “Never mind. I want to cancel.”
Agent: “It’s a non-refundable ticket. Just go to the meeting place; it’s only ten minutes away. Hurry! They are leaving in fifteen minutes!”
Customer: *Minutes later* “I just showed my ticket to the lady in the booth out front. She said she had no idea what it was!”
Agent: “Sir! Go to the meeting place! You are running out of time!”
Customer: *Minutes later* “Okay, about a dozen vans have pulled up. There are a whole bunch of people getting out. Which group is mine?”
Agent: “I suppose you can try to ask around, but I can’t make any guarantees.”
Customer: “No one is giving me any answers! You’re completely useless!”
Agent: “I tried to tell you to go to the meeting place, but you wouldn’t listen!”
Customer: “THEY WON’T LET ME IN! THEY SAY I HAVE TO HAVE AN ARMBAND!”
Agent: “Would you like for me to put in a request to reschedule you for another date?”
Customer: “F*** you!”
Agent: “Thank you for contacting [Company]. Have a great day!”
Imagine the field day I had answering THIS complaint. And for the record, NO, the customer did not get any free product and was only offered a very undeserved reschedule, which he refused.