Getting Rid Of Annoying Customers Takes Only Four Letters
I am working as a bartender during Halloween. I came dressed as an old western-style bartender, complete with mustache and accent. We have the evening split up into a little costume party for kids and families in the earlier hours and then an adults-only costume drink-fest later on.
Regular: *Laughing at my costume* “You look so stupid.”
Me: “You should probably come back after the kids have gone because you’ve come dressed as a c**t.”
He didn’t talk to me for weeks after that. It was blissful.