Acting Age-Appropriate
I go to a local bottle shop that I’ve frequented before to pick out some wine, beers, and whisky.
While I am twenty-eight, people tend to mistake me for much, much younger. When I graduated university last year, many thought my “graduation” referred to high school. I have found, however, since getting new glasses and getting my hair cut, along with wearing sleeveless shirts — essentially showing off my arm tattoos — I’ve not been mistaken for a child any longer. This occurs while I am at the register, paying for my purchases.
A group of young guys comes into the store. Each is holding a skateboard and they are all kind of scruffy. One in particular is in the lead; the others appear to be following him.
Cashier: “Fellas, can I see your IDs, please?”
Lead Scruffy Guy: “What the h***? We haven’t even tried to buy anything yet!”
Cashier: “The minute you step into a bottle shop, you have to prove you’re old enough to be here. ID, please.”
They complain amongst themselves as I pay for my purchases. They focus their attention on me.
Lead Scruffy Guy: “Did he ask you for your ID?”
Me: “No.”
Lead Scruffy Guy: *Looking very angry* “Well, why not? That’s so unfair!”
Cashier: *Cutting across them* “Because she, unlike you, looks like she’s over twenty-five! Anyone who looks under needs to be ID’d. If you have no ID, I must ask you to leave.”
The guys look at me as if trying to judge my age. I look the lead guy right in the eye.
Me: “I’m twenty-eight.”
The guys start complaining, but seeing the cashier isn’t going to budge, they ultimately leave as none have ID on them and they cannot prove their ages. The cashier looks at me, seemingly mortified.
Cashier: “I’m so sorry about that. I don’t mean to say that you look old, just…”
Me: “Mate, until recently, people have thought I’m still in high school! Trust me when I say that someone thinking I look my actual age is the biggest compliment I can get.”
The cashier just smiled at me, relieved that I wasn’t offended, and I left the shop with a cool story to tell my friends.