Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Went
(I work at a bar.)
Me: “Okay, that’ll be £14, please.”
Customer: “I’ll pay on my card.”
Me: *points to the sign behind me* “Cash only, sorry.”
Customer: “Is your machine broken?”
Me: “No, we don’t have a card machine.”
Customer: “But I paid by card last week.”
Me: “Doubt it.”
Customer: “You must be new. I used to pay by card all the time here.”
Me: “Well, I’ve worked here for five years. The bar itself has been open for seven. In that time, we have never had a card-machine. If you mean you paid by card at the strip-club that this venue used to be, then you would be right.”
Customer: “Erm… You sure your machine isn’t working?”
Me: *deadpan face*
(The customer walks away.)