A Busload Of Entitlement
(I overhear this from the back of my private school bus. The company runs a public service, also. We pass a broken-down bus from the same company, and they hail us down.)
Customer: “Excuse me. We need to get on this bus. I need to be at my job in five minutes.”
(The nearest bus stop is over 15 minutes away.)
Bus Driver: “Sorry, madam, but this is a school bus to [School]. You can’t be on here for safety regulations.”
Customer: *getting irate and red faced* “Don’t make a fool of me, young man. You are going to let me on this bus; it clearly says, ‘[Bus Company],’ on the side of the bus.”
Bus Driver: *trying to stay polite* “I know, madam, but I cannot let you on to this bus; you need to wait for the next public bus to get on.”
Customer: *barges past driver with smug face* “Well, you have to take me now; otherwise, all these children will be late for school!”
Bus Driver: “Madam, please get off the bus; I need to take the bus elsewhere.”
Customer: “No, and if I’m any later for my job and get fired, I’ll come here and steal yours, just like you steal jobs from the good English people of my country.”
(The bus driver is of foreign descent.)
Bus Driver: *reluctantly* “Fine, you can stay on the bus.”
(The woman stayed on until her stop and left, but not before flipping off the bus driver.)