A Lunchtime In-Vase-ion
(I’m on my lunch break at a shopping centre. As per my company’s uniform policy, I am wearing a jacket over my work shirt so it isn’t visible at all. Occasionally, a regular customer at my shop will see me elsewhere in the centre and ask for help, usually directions or recommendations. Then sometimes, this happens:)
Customer: “Where are the shopping carts?”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Well? Aren’t you going to get me one?”
Me: “A… What?”
Customer: “I need a shopping cart! I can’t carry it by myself.”
Me: “Well, you’d have to look in the shop you’re buying from. They have their own.”
Customer: “But aren’t you going to get me one?”
(I try to walk away, thinking that I have more than enough on my plate as it is. The customer then attempts to grab my arm; fortunately, I move away fast enough.)
Customer: “This is outrageous! I am going to report you to [My Company].”
Me: “I’m sorry, but I’m not at work right now. We don’t have shopping carts in our shop, and I don’t know where you are going or what you want to carry.”
Customer: “The vase. I said I wanted the vase!”
Me: “And where is this vase?”
Customer: “[Shop a few feet away], obviously! Can’t you see the vase?”
(I had noticed a window display featuring a collection of ornamental pots, so again I suggest that she asks an employee of that shop to help her. Then, I speedily make my way into the staff-only part of my own shop. Later that day…)
Manager: “[My Name], I had a rather weird complaint about you earlier.”
Me: “Was is a lady who wanted me to get a shopping cart so she could buy a vase at some other shop?”
Manager: “Uh… Maybe. A lady came in screeching that one of our employees refused to help her carry her purchase to the car. She insisted that it was you and waved this bag from [Other Shop], and I just said that our policy wasn’t to carry things for people unless they had particular needs. Then she screamed and asked why we didn’t have any carts.”
Me: “I was on my lunch break. I think she might have seen me working at some point but I wasn’t in uniform.”
Manager: “We got security in the end. She wouldn’t stop shouting that we needed carts and better staff. But I think one of the big security lads did manage to carry her vase for her.”