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Let Me Google That For You, Part 2

, , , , | Right | CREDIT: RainbowRandomness | March 27, 2024

I work in the contact centre for a holiday company. People phone us to book their breaks and ask general questions, etc.

Woman: “Do you know the nearest train station to [Hotel]?”

Me: “Yeah, let me just check for you.” *Looks it up* “Yup, the closest train station is [Station], and it is [miles] from the hotel. I have the number of a taxi service you can use to get from the station to the hotel.”

Woman: “What train would I need to get from London?”

Me: “…What?”

Woman: “Waterloo, Piccadilly Line? What line would I need to get to reach [Station]?”

Bear in mind, people, our company is not based in London. I did not make the train lines and therefore don’t have them all memorised into the folds of my brain.

Me: “I… don’t know, but I could try and find out?”

Meaning I will attempt to be helpful and Google it because, apparently, she’s incapable, dumb, and/or lazy.

Woman: *With a big, exasperated sigh* “No, I’ve just had this with NHS staff. You guys are not trained properly! How are you meant to help people if you aren’t trained and told information to help people?! Why don’t you know the answer?! This is ridiculous!”

At this point, I’ve blanked out with my mouse hovering over the “end call” button, thinking that if she continues to be rude and yell at me, I’ll just end the call because my patience is very thin this time of year (right before Christmas).

Woman: “Do you have the direct number for the hotel so I can have it?”

Me: *Now curt* “Yup.” *Rattles off the numbers*

Woman: “Okay, thank yooou!”

Me: “Yup, take care.” *Ends the call*

The laziness of people astounds me — as if Google and Google Maps aren’t right there with the answers. How they survive day to day when they can’t look up basic information like how to get from point A to point B without someone holding their hand and doing it for them, I just don’t know.

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You Mean Some People Don’t Quadruple-Check Their Travel Plans?!

, , , , , , , , | Right | CREDIT: Other-Cantaloupe4765 | February 9, 2024

This lady had a prepaid, nonrefundable OTA (Online Travel Agency) reservation for one night at our hotel. She called around 10:30 pm on the night of arrival. I answered the phone with the standard greeting.

Guest: “Hey, so, I just landed at the airport, and I was wondering when the shuttle would be here to pick me up.”

There was a split second of “Oh, my gosh” before I had to tell her:

Me: “Oh, uh, our hotel doesn’t have a shuttle.”

Guest: “Oh… Well, how am I supposed to get there, then?”

Me: “Which airport are you at? Pittsburgh?”

The Pittsburgh airport is two or three hours away.

Guest: “No, Philadelphia.”

What the f***?!

Me: “I mean, you could try calling a taxi, but I doubt a lot of them would be willing to drive that far. It’s a pretty long way away — like, a seven-hour drive.”

She didn’t say anything for a minute, and I was just about to ask if she was still on the line.

Guest: “Where is your hotel?”

Me: “It’s in [My Town], Pennsylvania.”

Guest: “It’s… not in Philadelphia?”

Me: “No.”

Guest: “Oh. I must’ve accidentally booked the wrong hotel. Can’t you, like, transfer my reservation and payment to [Different Hotel Brand] in Philadelphia?”

Oof. I wouldn’t even be able to do that if it was the SAME brand. How do people think our computers work? This wasn’t the first time someone had insisted that all hotels are connected through their computers.

Me: “No, I’m sorry. That’s not possible for me to do.”

Guest: “Well, can you at least cancel it and refund me?”

No, ma’am, I can neither cancel nor refund your NONCANCELLABLE, NONREFUNDABLE reservation. No, I didn’t say that, but do you KNOW how many times I’ve WANTED to say that?

Me: “I’m sorry, but you booked a noncancelable, nonrefundable reservation through a third party.”

Guest: “But don’t you make exceptions for accidents?”

Me: “I can’t do anything with a third-party reservation like this. I’m sorry. When you book a prepaid [OTA] reservation, your payment information and money go to their company. We don’t have any of that information here because we aren’t the people you actually paid. I’d recommend calling the customer service number at the bottom of the confirmation email they sent you and asking them if they can do anything.”

Guest: *Sighs* “Okay, thank you.”

Ten minutes later, I got a call that started with the dreaded:

Travel Agency: “Hello, this is [OTA], and I’m calling you on behalf of our mutual guest.”

Bleurgh.

They asked me to cancel it without penalty. I told them I couldn’t cancel a noncancelable reservation.

Travel Agency: “But don’t you make exceptions for accidents?”

Me: “I can’t do anything with a prepaid, nonrefundable reservation. The virtual card was charged days ago. If you want to cancel it and refund her, that’s up to you. But I can’t do anything on my end here.”

Aaaand she said, “Thanks, I’ll tell the guest, bye.”

I can’t believe people really wing their travel plans like that. If you’re flying from another state, you’d think you’d double-check that all your accommodations were correct and taken care of so you don’t end up stranded.

If this lady had booked directly, I could’ve canceled it. But when you book through a third party and they inevitably f*** up, I can’t do a thing about it.

I did feel bad for her, but come on, people! Check your travel plans BEFORE you travel.

A Most Inhospitable Hospitality Interaction

, , , , , , , , , | Working | CREDIT: Other-Cantaloupe4765 | August 1, 2023

I work in a hotel, and the last week has been crazy. By Monday, I was so burned out. There were storms all over the place in my state, and most towns had no power for four days. My hotel had power, which meant everyone was flocking there. We sold out three days in a row, and this is at the tail end of our slow season.

On Saturday night, we were sold out, the phone was ringing all night, and it was just me at the desk. Somehow, I handled it all myself.

Sunday, oof. Power companies sent out a notice that power likely wouldn’t be restored until Tuesday night, so everyone who was riding it out at home freaked out and started buying rooms. Housekeepers were already working overtime to get all the rooms clean because this was such an unexpected influx of guests. The rooms were going so fast that third-party sites couldn’t keep up with our actual inventory.

The phone would not stop ringing. I have three “hold” buttons; I can put three people on hold at a time. And the phone kept ringing. I’m not exaggerating when I say that it was ringing every minute. And when I put people on hold, some were impatient b*****ds and kept hanging up and calling again as if they were going to get someone else. Nope, just the same agent that’s exponentially more pissed off that you keep calling instead of waiting on the line. And people weren’t exactly nice about it, either; people kept yelling at me. I was at the end of my rope.

And then, I got a call from a travel agency.

Agent #1: “How many rooms do you have left?”

Me: “Er… twelve doubles and nine suites?”

Agent #1: “I’ll take them.”

Me: “All of them?!”

Agent #1: “Yes. I need to make twenty-one reservations.”

F***, f***, f***. I was working alone. People were coming in. Third parties were selling rooms. The phone wouldn’t stop ringing. And I needed to make TWENTY-ONE RESERVATIONS?!

I called my manager.

Me: “We just sold out again, and I need someone here.”

No questions asked. She said she’d be there in ten minutes.

I started making the reservations as fast as I could. Our system allows you to book a maximum of nine rooms at a time. I managed to make nineteen before the system told me that there weren’t any rooms left in the inventory. S***. And third parties had oversold us, meaning we had negative two rooms.

My manager came in, and I explained the situation. We started trying to figure out who to walk (find accommodations for them elsewhere) and how to make another two rooms available.

We called [Agent #1] back and asked if some rollaway beds would suffice. She got pissed.

Agent #1: “It’s not okay! Under no circumstances are you going to put rollaways in those rooms. [Electric Company] isn’t happy with you guys.”

The rooms were for workers coming from (mostly) Florida and Georgia to help get the power back up again. And this was Pennsylvania, so it was quite a drive for them.

Two people said they were leaving and tossed their keys on the desk, which was perfect. My manager ran upstairs to clean the rooms, and we were an even zero for inventory. Great. I was praying for someone to cancel.

Lo and behold, a guy called.

Guest: “I have a reservation for tonight and tomorrow night, but I won’t be there tomorrow night. I’ll still probably come tonight since I know it’s past the cancellation policy and I don’t want to be charged for being a no-show.”

Me: “Dude, I’m gonna be honest with you. We desperately need rooms right now, so I will waive the fee completely if you wanna cancel for tonight.”

He did, and I put that room out of inventory until I could make another [Electric Company] reservation so it didn’t get sold.

We ended up having to walk one person who had a third-party reservation. We paid for his room at another hotel, and he was understanding about it.

So, we had twenty-one rooms for the workers. We just checked them all in and made keys for everyone before they actually arrived so we wouldn’t have to mess around when they finally came in. They were super nice, thankfully.

Eleven guys didn’t show up, but [Agent #1] didn’t want us to cancel them — because she was getting a commission, of course.

The next day, another agent called and said she needed rooms for [Electric Company].

Me: “I have eleven rooms left for [Electric Company], already in our system and already paid for.”

Agent #2: “Okay, but I want to pay for them.”

Me: “Ma’am, they’re already paid for. Eleven rooms. They show up, they get a room.”

She really wanted commission for literally nothing. Who gets news of eleven open rooms that are paid for and says, “But I wanted to pay.”?

Agent #2: “Fine. All I care about is that the rooms are there.”

Uh-huh.

Luckily, all the workers were super kind and gracious about us trying to get things straightened out — unlike [Agent #1] and [Electric Company]’s hospitality department, who were foaming at the mouth about how we handled getting twenty-one last-minute reservations.

We did the best we could. We even kicked a guy out for y’all. Come on.

Some people.

The Contrarian Hungarian

, , , , , | Right | March 29, 2023

I get a call from a travel agent who is speaking on behalf of their customer.

Travel Agent: “They’re picking up the vehicle in Germany. Could they return it to Hungary?”

Me: “No, we don’t allow inter-country pick-up/drop-off.

Travel Agent: “Could be dropped off in Budapest, instead?”

Me: “No, because Budapest is the capital of Hungary.”

There was an awkward silence before she said thank you and goodbye and hung up.

Cruising On A Sea Of Lies

, , , , | Right | March 15, 2023

I’m speaking with a customer who’s angry about a cruise that was canceled.

Customer: “I even spoke with the manager! He told me that in an event of a cancellation, I would be entitled to a refund and a free cruise!

Me: “Sir, that was me you spoke to, and I did not tell you that!”