We Get Tourists Of All Stripes
I drive tourists around a large Safari park in South Africa. We get tourists from all over the world, and while I would never EVER laugh at someone’s accent or command of English, sometimes they will come up with something I can’t help but smile at.
Tourist: “When will we see the… how you say?”
Me: “Can you describe the animal to me?”
Tourist: “Like… pony, but looks like… prison?”
Me: “A zebra?”
Tourist: “Yes! When will we see prison pony?!”
That’s what I’m calling ’em from now on!