Finding Nemo But Losing Your Patience
I work at an aquarium near the touch pool; a simulated rock pool with crabs and sea anemones the kids can touch, situated right above the open topped Black Tipped Reef Shark and Moon Ray tank. That’s right, I said open topped. With about 1.3-metre-thick glass sides. It’s filled with water, sharks, and stingrays.
About three times a day I have this conversation:
Me: “Ma’am! Please do not dangle your baby over the shark tank!”
The parents were not impressed by my adherence to basic common sense. I got thrown incredulous looks, angry retorts, the lot. The crowning glory though was the dad who informed me:
Dad: “It’s fine, you can just jump in there after them.”
Me: “Sir, I am a 5ft 2′ minimum wage worker, you could not pay me to jump in shark infested water to save your baby that you just dropped.”