Yelpful Advice

| Everglades, FL, USA | Working | April 26, 2016

(This happens at the end of our tour:)

Tour Guide: “You like your tour, rate us four or five stars on Yelp! If you didn’t like the tour, rate us four or five stars on Yelp, because you aren’t coming back anyway!”

Reality Bites, And So Do Customers

| Delaware, OH, USA | Right | March 29, 2010

(I work at a historical site of the civil war, dressing and acting as if we were still in that time period)

Tourist: “Is that fire real?”

Me: “Yes.”

Tourist: “Is the water you’re drinking real?”

Me: “Yes.”

Tourist: “Are your clothes real?”

Me: “Yes.”

Tourist: “Are you real?”

Me: “Yes.”

Tourist: “This place isn’t very interesting.”

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