If You Come In After We Close, You’re NOT A Customer!
It is late, and our store is about to close. The last shoppers are finishing up, and our security guy has made the doors one-way so that they’re exit-only. As a group of shoppers is leaving, a customer outside dashes in while the doors are open.
Security: “Excuse me! Sir! We’re closed!”
Customer: “Oh, I just need a few things! I’ll be really quick!”
Security: “Sir, we closed a few minutes ago. We’re not allowing in any more customers.”
Customer: *Already running into the aisle* “It’s only a few minutes, chill!”
The security guy looks at me and just scowls. As the checkout manager, I feel I am in a position to help him.
Me: “Don’t worry, I got you.”
I go to our checkouts to help close out the lanes and assist with any last-minute issues. A full eleven minutes after this customer ran inside, he casually strolls up to the checkout with a full basket of items.
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, we’re now closed. Please place your basket to the side and proceed to the exit.”
Customer: “What?! No! I’m here to check out.”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but the checkouts closed automatically a few minutes ago. You just missed it.”
Customer: *Getting angry* “No! I know you can override that! Check me out!“
Me: “It was only a few minutes, chill!”
The customer immediately recognizes his smug words from earlier and wisely surmises from my raised eyebrow that he isn’t going to win this one. He slams his basket on the ground and storms out, passing the same security guy on the way out.
Security: “Thanks for almost shopping at [Store]!”