Retail Time Dilation
I step up to the customer service desk, and an angry customer is standing there. There’s a less-angry-looking customer standing behind her.
Customer: “Finally! I’ve been waiting for over half an hour!”
Me: “Ma’am, we only opened ten minutes ago.”
Customer: “I… well… It felt like half an hour!”
Customer Behind Her: “Standing behind you moaning about waiting this whole time made it feel way longer than that!”
Customer: “Can you be quiet?!”
Customer Behind Her: “Can you?!“
The first customer glares but then lowers her voice a little and I handle her issue (simple refund). The customer behind her steps up when it’s his turn.
Customer Behind Her: “I need a refund, too, but I’m a few days outside of the return window—”
Me: “Refund approved! Do you want a coupon, too? Here, take ten…”