21st Century Courtship
(I am an eighteen-year-old male. I’m working one of the rides when a younger male comes up to me.)
Teenager: “Hi.”
Me: “Hey.”
Teenager: “Will you hug my little sister?”
Me: “Pardon me?”
Teenager: “It’s a dare, just hug her!”
Me: “No, thank you?”
Teenager: “Why not?”
Me: “I might getting arrested for pedophilia.”
Teenager: “What?”
Me: “Nothing.”
Teenager: “You’re gay aren’t you? I bet you’re gay. That’s why you won’t do it!”
Me: “That’s it, I’m gay. I don’t want to hug your sister because I’m gay.”
Teenager: “Oh. Will you hug me, then?”
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