Line-Jumpers Get Their Ride To The Back
My friend and I are standing in a long queue for a popular ride at a British theme park when a couple of teenage girls cut in front of us.
Friend: “Excuse me. But you need to return to the back of the line.”
Girl #1: “Whatever. I am not going to wait twenty minutes just to go on a stupid ride.”
Friend: “I am sorry, but we have all been waiting; you can wait, too.”
Girl #2: “Oh, piss off, b****!”
My friend is about to retort to that, but I grab her by the arm and whisper in her ear that I have an idea and that she should just let it go. As we get closer to the front of the line, I wait for my opportunity to get my revenge.
The girls stop at the front of the line, and as we are just about to get on the ride, I flag down the operator.
Me: “Excuse me. Those two girls in front of us cut the line further back, and when we tried to tell them to go to the back of the line, they call my friend a b****.”
Girl #1: “WHAT! NO, WE DIDN’T! SHE IS LYING! SHE JUMPED THE QUEUE! SHE AND HER FRIEND DID!”
At that moment, the people in the queue behind us confirmed my story, and the two girls got sent to the back of the queue, shouting obscenities as they went.
The queue had now stretched to a forty-five-minute wait time.