I’m working in a theme park that features a world showcase of eleven countries, and each of those countries is staffed by actual citizens of those countries; it’s a cultural representation program. I’m from Canada and so am working in the Canadian Pavilion.
Me: “Hello, how are you?”
Guest: “Where are you from?”
Me: “Alberta, Canada.”
Guest: “But you’re now American?”
Me: “No, still Canadian. The Countries in the World Showcase are staffed by people from the actual country; this way we can represent and teach about our country.”
Guest: *Starting to get mad* “Then you took a job away from my son.”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. Are you guys Canadian and he wasn’t chosen to participate in the program?”
Guest: “No, we’re true Americans that live here in Florida and my son can’t get a job here! If you illegals weren’t taking jobs here, then he could get a job here!”
Me: “Sir, I’m sorry to hear about your son, but the point of the program is so the countries have true representation and not people faking knowing about Canada or the other countries.”
Guest: “This is America, so it should be Americans first!”
Me: “I’m sorry, I really don’t know what else to tell you. Your son can always try again at the hiring department.”
Guest: “Yeah, he should and then he can take your job.”
Me: “Sorry, sir, he can’t. He’s not Canadian and only Canadians can work in the pavilion.”
At that moment, my Canadian manager — we have three that walk around the showcase and check on the staff; one’s American, one’s Canadian, and one’s French — comes in and asks a coworker what’s going on and then comes over to me and the guest.
Manager: “Hello, sir, what seems to be the problem?”
The guest looks at the manager and sees his name tag says he’s from Ontario, Canada.
Guest: “F*** this.”
As he walks away, my manager looks at me for an explanation.
Me: “Perfect timing. You just proved to him that only Canadians can work in Canada.”
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