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In Line And Out Of Line, Part 13

| Orlando, FL, USA | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests, Popular

(I am currently working at a famous theme park when an irate customer stomps up to me basically dragging her son along.)

Me: “How can I help you?”

Customer: “My son wants to go on [Extremely Popular Attraction], but there are a ton of people in the way.”

Me: “You need to wait in line like everyone else, ma’am. May I interest you in getting a Fast Pass?”

Customer: *yelling* “JUST TAKE ME AND MY SON TO THE FRONT, GOD-D*** IT!”

Me: “If I let you to the front of the line, then I’d have to let everyone to the front of the line.”

Customer: “Then why don’t you do that, dumb b****?”

Related:
In Line And Out Of Line, Part 12
In Line And Out Of Line, Part 11
In Line And Out Of Line, Part 10

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Coming Face To Face With A Little Haggler

| FL, USA | Family & Kids

(I am working at a face painting location in a major theme park. I notice a small child, at most five years old, staring at the sign with all the designs on it. After a moment or two, the girl approaches me.)

Girl: “How much is it?”

Me: “Hello! Face painting is $12 to $18! The price depends on which one you pick.”

(At this point, she gives me a dirty look.)

Girl: “That’s too much! Can you lower the price?”

Me: “I’m sorry, but I can’t lower the price.”

Girl: “Ugh! Where’s your manager?!”

Me: *trying not to burst out laughing* “She’s not here right now.”

(The girl then turned and stormed off back to her parents, who were sitting on a bench across the way and had no intention of letting her get her face painted in the first place.)

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Pretzel Cocktails

| Anaheim, CA, USA | Bad Behavior, Family & Kids, Food & Drink

(I am working at a vending location that sells pretzels.)

Customer: “I would like two salted pretzels.”

Customer’s Seven-Year-Old Daughter: “I don’t like salt!”

Customer: “What do you mean, you don’t like salt? You love the salt on my margaritas.”

Me: *speechless*

Customer: *to me* “What’s your problem? Is it because I let her lick my margarita?”

Me: “Here are your pretzels, ma’am.”

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