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It Was A Mis-Steak To Pander To Her

, , , | Right | June 27, 2019

(I work at quite a fancy restaurant, and this evening, we have a giant party — 100 people — coming for a four-course walking dinner. Not too bad, although 40 of them have allergies, and it being a walking dinner makes it a lot harder to track all of them down and remember their allergies because everyone keeps moving around. Luckily, everything goes all right and no one is served something they aren’t supposed to eat, although it is pretty stressful. One lady, however, has a gigantic list of allergies and food preferences; she is vegan, lactose-intolerant, and gluten-intolerant, and she is allergic to glucose, nuts, all sorts of fruits and vegetables, prefers no salt, no carbs, etc. The list is insanely long. So far she’s been happy and our chef has managed to make a couple of amazing courses for her, if I say so myself. By the third course, however, she flags me down.)

Lady: “Excuse me! Can I talk to you for a second?”

Me: “Sure, what can I help you with?”

Lady: “I don’t like this at all. Can’t you just fetch me a steak with some fries or something?”

(So much for being vegan, low-carb, and the like…)

This Will Make You Sto-Mad

, , , , , | Healthy | June 26, 2019

(I work as a trainee in a care home. I’ve been there just three days. This is my second traineeship, which will teach me specific nursing skills, like inserting a bladder catheter, stoma care, wound care, etc. It’s afternoon and I’m working with two coworkers who aren’t happy with me being there. Normally, they’d sit in the staffroom telling trainees what to do, but since this is my third day, I haven’t got a clue as to what to do exactly, which means that they need to show me. An alarm call comes in from the apartment of a married couple. We go there to see what’s wrong. When we get through the front door, the smell of faeces hits us. Going through to the living room the smell gets worse. We find the husband, who has Alzheimer’s, nearly in tears. He points us to the bathroom where we find his wife, sitting on a stool, covered from her shoulders to her knees in faeces. She has managed to partly undress and it’s immediately clear that her stoma bag has exploded.)

Coworker #1: “Yeah, not dealing with this!”

Coworker #2: “Me, neither!”

(And they both just leave. I can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed. When the woman sees them leave and sees me, she starts bawling her eyes out. I know she hasn’t had her stoma for long and she’s only seen me once, this morning, when I asked her if I could watch her stoma care and help her. She knows I haven’t handled anything like this before.)

Me: “All right, let’s get you undressed.”

(I peek around the door and ask her husband to grab five towels, two bin-bags, and underwear for his wife. To my amazement, he comes back with exactly what I asked for a short while later.)

Patient: “You never did this before; you can’t handle this. It’s a mess!”

Me: “Yes, it is, but we’ll do this together. You’ll see; it’ll be fine.”

(I dress up in gloves and a plastic apron and begin to undress her, throwing the clothes on the ground near the shower, but far enough from her that she won’t stand on the faeces. I give her the showerhead and start peeling off the stoma plate. This, together with the stoma bag, goes into one of the bin-bags. By now, she starts feeling a bit better. The smell still isn’t nice, but since a lot of faeces is being washed down the drain, it’s getting better. Her husband asks if everything is all right. I tell him yes and ask him to make a cup of tea.)

Patient: *crying* “Why did they leave? Why did they leave you here?”

Me: “I don’t know, but I’ll get you sorted. Your husband is making tea, so when you’re dressed your cuppa is waiting.”

Patient: “Thank you for doing this.”

Me: “Yeah, well, I want this to be my job, so it’s no big deal.”

(When she’s clean and feeling better, I transfer her to the toilet so she can get dressed. Normally, I’d do this on the stool, but since it’s not entirely clean in that area I have to transfer her. Meanwhile, I rinse out her clothes and put them in the other bin-bag, to go into the washing. When she’s dressed in her underwear, I help her with her stoma materials. I walk her to the bedroom to get dressed further and clean the shower as best as I can without the proper materials. She’s still wobbly from her experience, so I go and check on the husband. He’s boiled the water, but then forgot what he was supposed to be doing. I make tea for both of them and, when I’ve written in their patient book what has happened, I go and check on them again.)

Patient: “Thank you, dear, for everything you’ve done. Now, go get the signature you need for that stoma care. You’ve done great, considering they’ve left you while they knew you hadn’t handled anything like this before.”

Me: “Thank you. I’ll try to talk to them about this. It’s horrible that they left you like that. They shouldn’t have.”

Patient: “I know, but I’m glad you were there.”

(I take her clothes to the laundry room and the coworker there washes them immediately. I find one of the cleaners, tell them what happened, and ask them if they have time to clean the bathroom. They agree. I then walk to the staffroom where I know both coworkers and the manager will be for their tea break.)

Me: *slamming my workbook on the table before both coworkers* “Sign here and there.”

Coworker #1: *looks at where I’m pointing* “I can’t sign this; I haven’t seen you doing stoma care.”

Me: “Of course, you haven’t. You both walked out on the patient while she was covered in faeces from her shoulders to her knees. If I remember correctly your words were, ‘I’m not gonna deal with this,’ and you left her there, in tears, covered in faeces.”

Coworker #2: “I—”

Me: “You did the exact same thing. You walked out on her, too.”

Manager: “What? You left a patient who needed help? [My Name], can I see the book?”

(I give her the book and she signs without hesitating.)

Manager: “You go home early today; you’ve done enough. I’ll see you tomorrow morning.” *points to the two coworkers* “You two, in my office. Now!”

(The next day, I’m a little scared to go back, as I know leaving a patient who needs care is a really bad thing to do. When I get to the staffroom, both coworkers who should’ve been working aren’t there.)

Manager: *when everyone else is present* “I just want to tell you guys that [Coworker #1] and [Coworker #2] have been placed on unpaid leave for six weeks due to negligence. They’ve left [Patient] with our trainee when she badly needed help. This is inexcusable. You all can understand that, right? Now, [My Name], can you come to my office later to fill out a few witness statements about what happened yesterday?”

(I agreed and we all went to work. I was inundated with questions from other coworkers about what had happened and they were all appalled by my responses. After I’d filled out the witness statements, a couple of weeks went by where we heard nothing more of either coworker. After four weeks, we found out one had been let go as she’d had a warning about negligence before, and the other found another care home to work with.)

Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 13

, , , , , | Working | June 24, 2019

(I am sixteen years old. My parents divorced about ten years ago but are still on good terms. My father owns a relatively small pizzeria and snack bar. My mother works there, too. Every weekend I go with my mother so I can do my homework without being all alone; she doesn’t like the thought of me being alone at home. I go sit in a corner and cover an entire table with my laptop, books, and purse. Everyone who works there knows that I sit there and that they should ignore me mostly. It is a relatively busy delivery day, so no one is upstairs at the moment that we arrive, except for the new hire. There are also no customers in the store. We arrive, but stay behind a bit because my leg hurts. My mother is already in the kitchen, expecting me to just go do my thing. I end up walking into the store about two minutes later than her.)

New Hire: *in a kind of rude tone* “Hello, do you need anything?”

Me: “No, thanks. I’m just going to sit over there.” *point at my table*

(I walk over and take out my laptop.)

New Hire: “Excuse me? You can’t just sit there with all your stuff!! You have to order something!”

Me: “Oh, I forgot to introduce myself! I’m [My Name]. I’m [Father]’s daughter.”

New Hire: “No, you aren’t! His daughter is a baby and lives in Italy!”

(This is kind of true; I have a two-year-old half-sister in Italy.)

Me: *getting that she probably doesn’t know who I am* “Oh, you don’t know who I am? That’s all right. I’ll just get Mom to verify.”

(I stand up to walk to the kitchen, and she suddenly grabs my arm and practically drags me away from the door.)

New Hire: “YOU AREN’T ALLOWED IN THERE! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACHIEVE HERE? YOU WON’T SCAM ME!”

(I have not mentioned getting food or anything, so I don’t know where the scam idea comes from.)

Me: “First of all, let go of me. Second of all, if you’d just let me get my mother, we could clear this whole thing up.”

New Hire: “NO! LEAVE NOW OR I’LL CALL THE POLICE!”

(She then proceeds to try and pick up my laptop.)

Me: “Hey! Leave that alone! I can prove who I am. Calm down.”

(As I try to take my laptop back, the automatic doorbell rings; one of the delivery boys has returned.)

Delivery Boy: “Whoa, what’s going on here?”

New Hire: “[Delivery Boy]! This little brat tried to steal [Father]’s laptop and has stolen money from the register. I just returned from the kitchen and there is money missing!”

Delivery Boy: “What? [My Name], did your father forget to pay your allowance again?”

(My father is forgetful sometimes, and we have a deal that I can take what I’m owed without asking as long as I leave a note saying how much I took.)

Me: “No, I was just about to sit in my corner when she started screeching that I wasn’t allowed to sit there, and then she wouldn’t allow me to get my mother to verify. Also, what is that about missing money?”

New Hire: *to [Delivery Boy]* “Wait, you know her?”

Delivery Boy: “Yes, that’s [Father]’s daughter. Wait, you didn’t know? He explicitly tells every new hire about her so there is no confusion.”

New Hire: *looking sheepish* “Well, this girl looks white, so I thought she couldn’t possibly be his daughter.”

Delivery Boy: “You’ve met his wife! She’s white, so why couldn’t their daughter look like her? Also, yeah. What missing money?”

(My mom has heard the commotion and has come upstairs.)

Mom: “What’s going on here? [New Hire]! Let go of my daughter right now!”

(My mother asked me what happened, and after I told her everything, while being constantly interrupted by the new hire, she called my father. When he got there, it turned out that the new hire had been stealing money and had decided to pin it on some ”stupid brat that put down her stuff like she owned the place.” She got fired on the spot, but we decided to not press charges.)

Related:

Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 12
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 11
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 10

Good-Looking People Get Whistled At

, , , , , | Working | June 19, 2019

(I am entering the train station to take a train home after a long day of work. As I step onto the platform, I see the train is already there and about to depart. I start running, but the train whistle sounds and all the doors but one close. I sprint towards the open door and manage to get onto the train. Inside I find two female conductors: a young woman and a middle-aged woman.)

Older Conductor: *to the younger* “If you keep doing this, no one will learn the rule that they shouldn’t try to get onto a train after the whistle has sounded.”

Younger Conductor: “Yes, I know, but I just couldn’t bear to close the door in his handsome face.”

Older Conductor: *looking me up and down* “Yeah, I can understand that.”

Me: *turns a bright shade of red and shuffles off to find a seat*

Old People Rants So Cliché They Were Phoned In

, , , | Friendly | June 9, 2019

(I’m walking down the street to the mall and I get a text message that might be of direct importance, so I take my phone out of my pocket and look. A second later, I notice a man exiting the mall I am just entering, so I look up. He stands still in front of me, blocking my way. There is still a good meter between us.)

Man: “Is your phone so important? Do you really have to bump into people for it?”

Me: “I happened to get a message just now that could be important, so yeah, that happens.”

(I give a polite smile and try to walk past him, but he continues to block me.)

Man: “All you youngsters have no respect! Only ever looking at your phone!”

Me: “Well, I apologise. Excuse me.”

(I decide to ignore him and manage to slip past him.)

Man: “I hope you bump into a wall!”