Just Wait Until He Gets A Real Car
I am visiting my parents while I’m waiting for my company to send me to the site of my next assignment. My sister, her husband, and their two sons are living there while their house gets completely remodeled, so it’s pretty crowded.
My younger nephew is five years old and he’s quite destructive. His parents, grandparents, and I have tried to teach him to take better care of his toys, but he still keeps throwing them around, slamming them into each other, stepping on them, and smashing them on the floor. Then, he gets upset when they break and we tell him they can’t be fixed and need to be thrown in the garbage. He even managed to destroy a punching bag by holding it by the base and whacking it on the floor.
I am in the basement working out, and my younger nephew has brought a box of his cars to play with in my presence. He digs out a couple of old beat-up Hotwheels cars and puts them in my hand.
Nephew: “Mommy says these used to be yours.”
Me: “Hey, wow! These were mine!”
I look them over. The plastic windscreens are cracked and pushed into the cars, the paint is half gone, and they are rusted and chipped.
Me: “That’s a shame. I had quite a collection. I sold most of them when I was thirteen. I had no idea that these things would become valuable collectibles. I wish I had known; I would have kept them all together protected in a case or something. It would have been really great to have them alongside my other collections.”
I look them over sadly for another moment and conclude that they are well beyond saving, so I wistfully give them back to my nephew.
He immediately chucks the cars against the basement wall.
Me: “Wow, thanks for rubbing salt into the wound.”