We Hope His Work Doesn’t Require Clear Vision
I work with a guy who is not the brightest crayon in the box. The office just opened and I was sitting at my desk when he walked in the front door. Then, he stopped by my office — his office is two doors down from mine — and started talking to me. I was looking at him and realized something wasn’t right.
Me: “[Coworker], you are missing a lens out of your glasses.”
Coworker: “How do you know?”
Me: “Well, I can see that one side of your glasses has a lens and the other one doesn’t.”
He took off his glasses and set them on the desk, and I showed him the missing lens.
He freaked out and started looking around the desk for it. I picked up his glasses and handed them to him. He then looked on the desk where the glasses had been sitting for the missing lens.
Coworker: “What did you do with my lens?”
Me: “Nothing. I noticed it was missing when you walked into my office.”
Coworker: “Well, when you picked them up, it might have fallen out then.”
Me: “There was no lens in it when you set them down. I showed you that. When I picked them up, there was still no lens.”
[Coworker] frantically started looking around the floor of my office and on the desk again.
Me: “When you drove in today, did you have any trouble seeing?”
Coworker: “I don’t know.”
Me: “Retrace your steps.”
[Coworker] walked back down the hall and to the front door.
Coworker: “It’s not here.”
Me: “Go look out in the parking lot and check your car.”
[Coworker] did so and then came back.
Coworker: “I didn’t find it.”
Me: “Did you stop anywhere on the way to work?”
Coworker: “No. I came straight in from home.”
Me: “Maybe the missing lens is somewhere in your home or in your driveway. You may need to check there.”
[Coworker] drove home and came back.
Coworker: “It wasn’t there, either.”
Me: “Okay. It’s not here or at home, so where else have you been?”
Coworker: “After work yesterday, I went to my mom’s house.”
Me: “Maybe it’s there, then.”
Coworker: *Getting angry* “No, I think I lost it when I came into your office.”
Me: “No, when you walked into my office, you were already missing the lens.”
Coworker: “No. I think that I lost it here. I think it fell out when you picked them up.”
Me: “There was no lens in them then, either.”
Coworker: “I think you lost it. Are you sure you didn’t lose it?”
I just shook my head. He walked out of my office mumbling that I had lost the lens.
He did eventually get a new pair, but what puzzled me was his thinking he lost them in my office. The fact that he thinks it’s my fault somehow is also mind-boggling.
I think [Coworker] most likely lost the lens the night before and he never noticed that he was missing a lens. Who knows? It seems he would’ve noticed that since he says his eyesight is not good, especially at night.