This Is Not Your True Calling
(I have recently been assigned to a new job through a temp agency. I am given the address, the name of the company, and the supervisor. It is listed as ‘telephone operator’ and involvs taking orders.)
Supervisor: “Welcome to [Company]! We specialize in selling school supplies to various schools throughout the U.S. Today we’re selling class sets of dictionaries. When they order a set of 30 dictionaries, they’ll get a set of thesauruses for free.”
(The supervisor then shows me to my desk. I notice there is no computer; just a telephone and a stapled packet consisting of hundreds of schools and some basic information, including principals’ names, phone numbers, mailing addresses, and other info.)
Supervisor: “Here is your phone. You’ll call each of these numbers, and try to sell the class sets. Here, I’ll put your name on the board. You’ll call these numbers, make a sale, and when you do, we put a star by your name. You get 50 stars, you get a $100 bonus. Also, for us to confirm the sale, you must stand up and hold the receiver like this.”
(He shows me, with the mouthpiece end towards the mouth, and the earpiece pointed towards the floor. I snicker.)
Supervisor: “Oh, you think it’s funny, do you? Well, get on to it.”
(I look through the list. The first number is a high school in Texas. I begin dialing and keep getting an automatic messaging service. I remember I have a sandwich with me.)
Me: “Um, [Supervisor], where can I put my sandwich? It’s got meatballs and cheese and I don’t want it to spoil.”
Supervisor: “Oh, just keep it at your desk. You can eat it in between calls.”
Me: “So you’re saying you don’t have a break room?”
Supervisor: “Nope.”
Me: “Not even a fridge to keep food that may spoil from spoiling?”
Supervisor: “Nope. Just sit and make sales, and eat between sales.”
(I sit back down, and try again. Each number I call, I keep getting automated services. Finally, I decide I’ve had enough. I get up, grab my sandwich, and begin walking out the door.)
Supervisor: “Where are you going?”
Me: “I’m sorry, but sales is just not for me. [Temp Agency] never told me this was a sales/telemarketing job. They just had it listed as ‘phone operator.’ I thought I’d be taking calls, not making them.”
Supervisor: “Please come back. You can eat your sandwich first then make calls. I lied; we do have a fridge in the back.”
Me: “Sorry.”
(I walked right out of there after staying for only 30 minutes. I later called the temp agency and quit them, too!)