This Is More Treat Than Trick
It is Halloween night, and a group of teenagers is buying a lot of toilet paper.
Me: “Is this for some kind of trick for a house that doesn’t give out good candies?”
Teenager: “What? Oh! Crap! I didn’t even think how this would look! No, this is for my younger brother.”
Me: “What do you mean?”
The teen calls over a boy who I didn’t notice. He looks about seven years old, and he has his arm in a cast, so I am assuming the bone is broken.
Teenager: “This is my little brother. He was sad about having a broken arm at Halloween, but we’re going to make him a mummy and use the paper as extensions of his cast so it all looks the same.”
Me: “Oh, that’s so cool! But the TP might not be strong enough for that. You might be better off using medical bandages.”
Teenager: “Oh! We saw those, but they were a bit expensive.”
Me: “I think they’re on discount, and it’ll match the color of the cast better! Aisle twelve — go get some.”
The teenagers rushed off to go fetch some, I applied the “discount” (which was my staff discount), and the teens rushed off to turn the little guy into a terrifying mummy. I hope they got lots of candy!