One Step Forward, Eight Steps Back
Caller: “Hi. My Internet Explorer is not working.”
Me: “Okay, what seems to be the problem?”
Caller: “My ‘back’ and ‘forward’ buttons are disabled.”
Me: “So, you were surfing and would like to go back to the previous page, but it’s disabled?”
Caller: “No, I just opened the IE and I noticed that.”
Me: “Well, you did not surf anywhere, so you don’t have any place to go back or forward.”
Caller: “What do you mean?”
Me: “Try clicking on any link.”
Caller: “Okay. Hey, my back button is enabled now, but forward is still grayed out.”
Me: “Try clicking back!”
Caller: “Forward is enabled now, but back is disabled!”
Me: *thinking he can’t be that dumb* “I must ask you! Is this a prank call?”
Caller: “No, I just wanted to report the problem.”
Me: “Sir. It’s working as intended. There is nothing wrong with your IE.”
(I wish I could add, “…but something wrong with you!”)
Caller: “Okay. Thank you.”