I’m Sorry, MONTHS?!
My first IT role is as a help desk technician for a large agricultural company. It involves driving around to a lot of different sites to troubleshoot antiquated desktops and printers. It also involves helping a lot of farmer-types who can barely even operate a computer.
I receive a ticket from an office secretary.
Secretary: “Yesterday, my boss, [Boss], said his computer won’t turn on. He’s not in the office today; he’s semi-retired and only comes in once a week. Can you please come and look at his computer? I have a key to let you into his office.”
I drive to the site and [Secretary] lets me into [Boss]’s office. I find a desk with a monitor and a mouse sitting on it. The mouse is plugged into the monitor via USB. The monitor has only one other cable connected — a power cable plugged into the surge protector below the desk.
I look around the room to make sure I’m not missing anything, but that’s it. That’s his whole setup.
I go back to [Secretary]’s desk.
Me: “Do you know if [Boss] takes his computer home with him?”
Secretary: *With a confused look* “No, that’s his computer in there. Does he have the wrong one?”
I realize I will have to break the news to this nice woman that the surge protector isn’t a computer. I go into full bedside-manner mode, a skill I really had to work on for this role.
Me: “Oh, I only see a surge protector in there. Is it possible that [Boss] mistook that for his computer? It would seem his computer is missing from the room, which explains why the monitor isn’t getting a signal.”
Secretary: *Looking shocked* “You mean that’s not a computer? But that’s what his setup has looked like for months. No wonder he’s been complaining about it this whole time!”
After this incident, [Boss] continued to insist that the surge protector WAS his computer and that it HAD WORKED FOR HIM BEFORE. It wasn’t until we had him come into the office and we provided a thorough explanation of what a typical computer setup SHOULD look like that he conceded and allowed his secretary to purchase him a new one.
We never figured out what happened to his old computer.