Unfiltered Story #92712

, | Unfiltered | August 29, 2017

Customer: “For months, I’ve been having slow internet and I know why.”

Me: “Why?”

Customer: “Well, outside my house there’s a puddle of water near the Telephone Pole.”

Me: “Mhmm.”

Customer: “When I stand in it, it feels very spongy. My brother and I stood in it and he also agreed it feels really spongy.”

Me: “Mhmm.”

Customer: “So, that’s why my internet slow.”

Me: “Sorry, I don’t understand.”

Customer: “Well, its slow because of the water. When I’m using my computer and I’m on Facebook, the screen looks very watery…”