Your IT Guy Could Use More IQ
Microsoft is well known for Patch Tuesday; on the second Tuesday of the month, they push out patches and updates. They push out some patches and updates like clockwork, and upon coming to work on the following Wednesday, my computer is off because it didn’t reboot to apply the patches.
I power on my computer, and after about five minutes, my computer is back up and on the desktop. I open the programs I need to use and go about my workday. Nothing is out of the ordinary, but that is soon to change.
I print up some paperwork for an order. No issues. I print up paperwork for another order. No issues. I print up paperwork for a third order. An error pops up about the print spooler failing. Okay, that’s odd, but it’s happened before.
I open services.msc and restart the print spooler. The print spooler service stops, but it doesn’t restart; it just hangs there for about five minutes until I get impatient and I restart the computer.
The computer is now back up and running and I’m working on printing off paperwork. The first order prints up fine, but the second order doesn’t print. I restart the print spooler service and try to print again, but nothing happens. I restart the computer again and go through the same process of having constant printer failures. The only way to successfully print is to reboot the computer, and if I’m really lucky, I can get three print jobs done, but usually only two, before the printing fails and I have to reboot the computer.
I don’t change anything hardware-wise on my system. Just to make sure the printer isn’t the issue, I power-cycle it, and I also swap out printer cables from the printer to my computer. This does not fix the issue.
The next logical step in the troubleshooting process is to see what changed, and I know a Windows update went through, so I check to see how many updates were installed. I find that one update was installed. I check out the update online and see that people are reporting printer issues like I’m having. Okay, no problem. I’ll just remove the update… or so I think.
Apparently, the IT guy has had some people installing and uninstalling programs, so he’s locked everyone out of being able to install or remove programs. I now need him to access my computer to uninstall the update.
I shoot him an email, and about thirty minutes later, I get a response from him saying he’s on vacation (right now it is Wednesday) and he won’t be back until Monday and he has no way to access my computer. I ask him for the username and password so I can uninstall the update, and he won’t give it to me.
For three days, I struggle to do my work. I also find out that one of the owner’s daughters is struggling with printer issues because of the update. She is pissed. I tell her what the problem is and what the solution would be, but the IT guy is out of town and no one else has the username or password to bypass the UAC to uninstall the Windows update.
Monday finally comes around and the IT guy shows up at around 8:30 — a full two hours after I get into work — and I tell him the update needs to be removed. I tell him the update is the ONLY change that happened and removing it would resolve the printer issue for me and anyone else is having at work.
IT Guy: “It’s a security update and it wouldn’t be causing the printer problem. Otherwise, all other computers on the network would be having the same problem.”
He refuses to remove the update.
I sit off to the side for over four hours, doing nothing, while he screws around with removing printer drivers and reinstalling them with no success. He tries using different printers with no success. He screws around for a long time in system settings and printer settings with no success. Finally, after four grueling hours of doing not a dang thing, he finally decides he will listen to me, and he uninstalls the Windows update from last week. Once the update is removed and the system is restarted, all printing issues are gone.
Me: “You’ll need to make sure that that update doesn’t get installed again. You need to set up the server to decline that update.”
IT Guy: “I don’t know how to do that. We’ll just see how things go. Let me know if the issue comes back.”
I come in on Tuesday morning and my computer is off. What the heck? I power it on and find out that Windows installed the stupid update again. I try things out first, but the printer problem is back.
I email the IT guy and tell him the issue is back with the update. He has to uninstall the update again to get the printer problem to go away.
IT Guy: “I don’t know how to keep that update from installing.”
Me: *Internally screaming* “I’ll get you the info you need.”
I find the program that Microsoft designed to block updates from installing that you don’t want. I pass along the official link to Microsoft so the IT guy can download the program, and I tell him that he needs to use it to block that update from downloading and installing again. This is what I’m told when he calls my phone.
IT Guy: “I’m not comfortable using that kind of program. How do I know it’s legit and won’t cause any other issues?”
I’m literally banging my head on my desk.
Me: “It is a program designed and distributed by Microsoft to specifically allow people to block certain updates from downloading and installing. Just follow the instructions and please prevent this update from installing again.”
IT Guy: “I guess, but I still don’t know if this is okay.”
The IT guy finally ran the program and blocked the update from running and installing again. My head hurts just thinking about this issue again and how stupid the IT guy is at my company.