The Green Inch
This was in the early days of the Internet, back when Apple QuickTime was a thing. A woman had just bought a Mac computer and had QuickTime Pro installed.
Caller: “The movie is stopping after just three minutes!”
Me: “What movie, ma’am?”
Caller: “I’m on the Apple website! There are movies here, and they keep stopping after three minutes! I spent all this money on an Apple; I should be able to get your movies!”
Through a painstaking process, I discovered that she was on the movie trailer section of the site. This used to be popular back in the day to showcase uses of QuickTime.
I had her start the movie she wanted to watch, and I waited. Sure enough, the video stopped after a few minutes.
Caller: “See?! It stopped!”
Me: “Ma’am, that’s the full video of the movie trailer.”
Caller: “What the h*** is a trailer?”
Me: “It’s an ad for the actual movie. Just like when you go to the movie theater. They show trailers for other films before your movie starts.”
Caller: “So, the whole movie isn’t on there?”
Me: “I’m afraid not.”
Caller: “How the f*** am I supposed to watch The Green Mile now?”
Me: “You’d need to go to the movie theater.”
She swore rather inventively and hung up.