Don’t Leave Santraginus V Without It
(I am a trainer for an internal helpdesk. We have several new employees, and one of them is currently sitting with me while I show her how to handle our calls. She is older, and has commented several times that I say the weirdest things.)
Me: “Is there anything else I can help you with?”
Caller: “Well, you’re doing really well so far, so let’s see. The meaning of life?”
Me: “Well, as far as I understand, the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.”
Caller: “You would be surprised how many people don’t know that.”
Me: “Those people probably also don’t know where their towel is, and that’s a shame.”
Caller: *cracks up laughing*
Trainee: “…”