At Least There’s Water In There
I’m attending a summer camp for high school students hosted at a university. Since few students stay on campus over the summer, we’re given rooms in an empty dorm. The bathrooms are shared, and each one has toilet and shower stalls in it. One day, I’m taking a shower. No one else is in the bathroom until my friend comes in.
Friend:
“[My Name]? Is that you?”
Me:
“Yeah. I’m almost done.”
Friend:
“Oh, my God, you’re in so much trouble!”
Me:
“What? Why?”
Friend:
“For skipping the fire drill!”
Me:
“What fire drill?”
Friend:
“Uh, the one that just happened? You know, flashy lights, loud alarm, all that? [Camp Director] is furious you didn’t show up.”
Me:
“I didn’t hear anything!”
Friend:
“Sure…”
After I dry off and dress, my friend brings me to the camp director, who is, in fact, furious. She thinks I pretended not to hear the fire alarm so I wouldn’t have to go outside in a towel, but I insist that I really couldn’t hear it. Eventually, I convince her to see for herself. Someone turns the fire alarm back on, and I go back to the bathroom with her and two counselors.
Camp Director:
“If you’re lying, I will be calling your parents immediately to discuss whether you can continue attending camp.”
Me:
“I couldn’t hear it, I swear!”
Camp Director:
“We’ll see about that.”
We reach the bathroom, go inside, and close the door. The sound of the alarm all but disappears.
Counselor #1:
“Well, you can still hear it a little…”
[Counselor #2] walks into a shower stall and turns on the water. The alarm becomes completely inaudible, and the camp director’s eyes bug out in anger that is, thankfully, not directed toward me.
Camp Director:
“Excuse me. It seems I need to go yell at someone.”
From what I heard, she did go yell at some administrator from the university over putting her students’ lives — and their own — in danger. The bathroom doors in the dorm were immediately propped open with strict instructions not to close them until the situation was addressed. The next day, the university “addressed the situation” by removing the doors entirely.