His Eyesight Rocks… Or Does It?
I work at a college. The school has just opened a new parking lot.
Biology Professor: “I decided to park in the new lot, and get this: they left a huge rock right next to the entrance. I almost swiped it when I pulled in. I’m going to ask facilities to remove it.”
After lunch:
Biology Professor: “Well, I went out for lunch, and the rock was already gone! Guess I’m not the only one who noticed. Honestly, I should have more faith in [School].”
A little later, a student bursts into the office.
Student: “Hey, [Biology Professor]! Know anything about snapping turtles? There’s a huge one wandering around the new lot and security doesn’t know how to make it move!”
After the turtle has been evicted:
Biology Professor: “I just put two and two together. The rock that wasn’t there… The snapping turtle… I don’t have faith in [School] anymore.”
Me: “You’re the one who thought it was a rock!”
Biology Professor: “Fine. I also don’t have faith in my optometrist.”