(We are learning about the Vikings in English class. The teacher has just begun talking about how the Vikings were great explorers and reached America in circa AD 1000. [Classmate #1] is quite rude and thinks everyone should be on her side.)
Teacher: “They came from Iceland, which they discovered 150 years earlier…”
Classmate #1: *rather accusingly* “But they didn’t discover it, did they, Miss?”
Teacher: *bewildered* “What do you mean? It says so right here—”
Classmate #1: *smugly* “It says nothing about the native Icelanders. Is it like with the Native Americans, and the Vikings just—” *makes finger quotes* “—’discovered’ Iceland first? Did they erase their culture from the history books?”
([Classmate #1] is smiling, as if she has stumbled upon a great secret.)
Teacher: “Okay, just humour me for a second.”
(She brings up an online video of where each place was discovered, from the first humans in central Africa. At Viking exploration, she pauses it.)
Teacher: “Just concentrate for a second.”
(The video clearly states that the Vikings were the first to reach Iceland, due to its remoteness. [Classmate #1] is shrieking in uproar as we struggle not to laugh.)
Classmate #1: “That can’t be right! It’s a conspiracy! The Vikings were white! White people never arrive anywhere first!”
Classmate #2: “What about the Moon?”
([Classmate #1] ran out, screaming that she was going to get the principal and that the teacher was racist.)