Budged More Than A Few Inches

, , , , , | Romantic | May 8, 2018

(I’m at the salon getting my hair cut with my stylist who I have been going to for nearly five years. We know each other quite well and both have a similar, snarky sense of humor. The stylist at the chair to our left brings over her new client, a stunning young woman in her 20s, with beautiful, thick blonde hair down to about the bottom of her waist.)

Other Stylist: “So, what are you looking for today?”

Client: “I just want about two inches taken off.”

(She then indicates with her hand what would be between four to six inches. My stylist and I lock eyes in the mirror and try not to laugh. The stylist and client go off to the sinks.)

Me: “Her boyfriend is SOOOOO lucky!”

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This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 77

, , , , , , | Right | April 29, 2018

Customer: “Hi. I need to apply for a credit card.”

Me: “May I see your driver’s license?”

(The customer hands me his license and starts making conversation as I begin his application.)

Customer: “I need to get new cards because my daughter messed up my credit. I was a month behind on my bills!”

Me: “Oh, no!”

(I continue with his application, thinking all the time that this is a bad idea. I call our in store credit department with the customer’s referral number.)

Me: “You are approved!”

Customer: “What’s my limit?”

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