One Person’s Exit Is Another Person’s Entrance
My family is visiting me, and I’m looking to find somewhere to eat with them for an early lunch before I have an important exam. We just want something basic, so we wander down to the shopping centre near my flat to see what is on offer. During the global health crisis, the centre set one door to act as an “entrance” door and the other as an “exit”. Since things have settled down, they’ve removed these signs and this is no longer enforced. Only one set remains and cannot be seen from the outside going in.
As any rational human being would do, we go to enter the shopping centre from the door closest to how we approach. As we do so, we encounter this elderly lady exiting. Naturally, we step to the side so we can walk in while she is walking out; however, she puts herself right in the centre of the door and yells in German:
Lady: “This is an exit!”
While true during the health crisis, no one is enforcing this, so I turn to my aunt and casually say (slightly smarta**e, I will admit):
Me: “It’s a door.”
The lady did not like this and started yelling in incomprehensible German as she walked out the door.
It gave us a good chuckle on a slightly stressful day.