Back in high school (högstadiet, where students are thirteen to fifteen years old), a part of PE was orienteering. You were given a map with forty places to find and five or six lessons to find as many as possible. You didn’t have to get them all, but the higher grades were essentially impossible to get without finding at least a majority. Each location had a little hole punch with a unique combination of up to none or twelve pegs, and you marked a little sheet of plastic with these punches in neat little pre-marked squares. Control station number one could have three dots in a diagonal line and number two had a hollow square. These punches could also be very easily replicated with a paperclip and patience if you had the pattern.
There was, therefore, quite the black market for these patterns. Hence, the patterns were unique for each grade, and they were also changed every year. The teachers hated the black market with a passion and did a lot of things to stop it, but the temptation to just cheat a little (or a lot) and chill in the forest for an hour during each lesson was far too great for most kids, and so the market for contraband orienteering patterns kept living for generation after generation of students. The only problem was finding out what this year’s patterns were, and the most remote one, due to some strange tradition, was always number nineteen.
I happened to be a typical nerd, a straight-A, teacher’s pet, and goody-two-shoes. I was quite bad at the whole running bit, but I was really good at reading maps, and I liked taking a nice September stroll to weird places like the most remote stations. I was therefore the first one to get the most remote one of them all: number nineteen.
A classmate approached me when the rumour had spread.
Classmate: “So, [My Name], is it true that you have pattern number nineteen?”
Me: “Maybe? Why?”
Classmate: “Can you show it to me?”
Me: “Wait, are you with the Black Market?”
Classmate: *Shrugs* “Maybe? Look, I just want a peek. I can pay you money?”
Me: “No. No, no, no, no. I don’t want any part of this.”
Classmate: “Come on. Name your price! I’ll owe you one! Do you want to be seated next to [Popular Girl who I like] in class? Maybe even a date? I can get you that. Even both!”
Me: “I will not be bribed! Go away!”
Classmate: “Everyone has their price.”
Me: “Not me!”
He rummaged through his backpack.
Classmate: “What about…” *pulls out some candy* “…eleven banana skids?”
Me: “SOLD!”
And thus, I sold my dignity and accepted the only bribe of my life for the steep price of eleven pieces of banana-chocolate chewy taffy, priced at one krona each, so around 1.10 dollars in total.
I really like banana chocolate.