If You’re Going To Be An A**, You’re Going To Get Slapped On It
I am just at the end of my break, finishing off a call with my girlfriend right before going to the check out in time for my shift. A smiling young woman walks up to me with a few books, having overheard my call.
Customer: “Was that your boyfriend?”
Me: “No, that was my girlfriend, actually.”
Customer: “WHAT?! THAT’S DISGUSTING!”
I stare at her in shock, never having had a customer actually scream something bigoted at me.
Me: “Sorry, what?”
The woman grabs the books she bought and rips them out of my hands.
Customer: “DON’T TOUCH MY BOOKS, YOU GROSS LESBIAN! YOU’RE SICK!”
Suddenly, another customer walks by — a girl who looks to be about 14 or 15. Just as she passes us, she raises her hand and smacks the woman’s a**.
Girl: “Hey there, sexy.”
The girl winked at her with a grin and then sprinted out of the store, leaving the woman to just stand there in a stunned fury. She stomped out of the store, leaving her books behind.