The library where I work is also an early voting station. In the last election, the staff were volunt-ordered to act as election workers alongside our usual duties. That meant that in the three weeks leading up to election day, we had to explain how voting works to many, many people who were doing it for the first time, either because they had just turned eighteen or because they had just become citizens. Most of them were happy and polite.
Then, there are always people who just want to cause trouble.
A voter comes up to my desk and hands me a folded ballot.
Voter: “Here, I’m voting for [Party]!”
Me: “Your ballot needs to be in a sealed envelope, and you’re not allowed to fold it. There are envelopes in the voting booths over there. Just take a new ballot, put it in an envelope, and seal it, and then I can accept it.”
Voter: *Very loudly* “Are you saying you’re not letting me vote?”
Me: “You can vote to your heart’s delight, but your ballot needs to be turned in correctly. Even if I put your folded ballot in the urn, it’s still not going to be counted on election day.”
The voter is now loud to the point where other voters and library patrons are beginning to stop what they’re doing and stare at us.
Voter: “My vote won’t be counted?! It’s because I’m voting for [Party], isn’t it? You won’t accept my vote for [Party]! This is election fraud! I’m going to report you to the election committee!”
Me: “Please quiet down; you’re disturbing the other visitors. You’re welcome to vote for whatever party you want, as long as your ballot is unfolded and in a sealed envelope.”
Voter: “No! You’re going to accept my vote for [Party] here and now! I want to watch you put that in the urn, right now, or I’m reporting you!”
Me: “Okay. I just need you to understand that if I put your ballot in the urn as it is, it will not be a valid vote and it will not be counted on election day.”
Voter: “Put it in! I want to watch you put it in!”
Me: *Completely fed up at this point* “All right, I’m putting your invalid ballot in the urn. I need you to be aware that this vote will not be counted. If you want to cast a proper vote, you can do so at any early voting station in the country until election day or at your assigned voting station on election day. NEXT!”
Voter: *Smugly* “People like you are all going to lose their jobs when [Party] wins!”