This Realization Is Permanent
(I work in a tattoo studio. Two customers in their mid-30s walk into the studio. I’m doing paperwork in the office but can hear the following interaction.)
Customer: “How long do tattoos last?”
Coworker: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Do they last a few days?”
Coworker: “Oh! Temporary tattoos?”
Customer: “No, real ones. How long do they last? A few days?”
Coworker: “Uh… They last your whole life. Like… until you die.”
(I’ve never seen my coworker so speechless!)