Deactivated Brain
(Our furniture company has a card that we use to finance customers’ cash for their payment; they then get a certain amount of months to pay it off. This customer has just received his. I’m trying to take a payment and the card keeps getting declined.)
Customer: “So strange, I just got this card!”
Me: “Sir, you need to call the number on the card and activate it.”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
(The customer calls. It is a very long automated system full of menus and submenus. It takes the customer five to ten minutes to talk to an actual person.)
Customer: “So, you’ll activate my card?”
Woman On Phone: “Yes, I’ll transfer you to the automated system; you just put in a PIN and it will be done.”
Customer: “Thanks!” *hangs up without activating the card*
(It took us TWO more tries and fifteen more minutes. He eventually got his furniture.)